By Appointment to Your Household

A Portrait Fit for the Throne

One photo. One museum-grade 12×16 portrait — a gift for the pet parent in your life, or for yourself. Printed in the USA and at your door in about a week.

$49 · free shipping

Example pet photo before
Example finished royal portrait

See It In Action

From Photo to Throne Room

The Royal Gallery

Recently Commissioned

Royal portrait of Simba
Royal portrait of Bear
Royal portrait of Luna

Rendered from a single phone photo.

The Commissioning Process

Three Steps to the Throne Room

I

Present the Photo

One clear photo of your pet is all the royal studio requires — no sitting required.

II

The Studio Renders Your Portrait

In about 30 seconds, your pet returns in full royal regalia. Not quite right? Commission it again — up to three times, at no charge.

III

Set Your Seal

Approve the exact design, and it goes straight to the presses. No proofs, no back and forth.

Present the Photo

Clear, well-lit, front-facing photographs render best.

Present a photograph, or click to browse

JPG, PNG, WEBP, or HEIC — up to 15MB

Your portrait proof arrives here — no spam, only this commission.

Your Royal Portrait

Render it, render it again if you wish, then set your seal when it's exactly right.

Your portrait will appear here

The Provenance

Why It's Worth the Commission

Museum-Grade Matte

300 DPI, 12×16 — printed to hang, not just to hold.

Printed in the USA

Ships in 3–5 business days, direct from the presses to your door.

You Hold the Seal

Nothing prints until you approve the exact design — the decision is always yours.

Change Your Mind, Risk-Free

Regenerate up to three times before you approve, and cancel free anytime before your portrait goes to print.

Before You Commission

The Court's Questions

What makes a good photograph?

Clear, well-lit, and front-facing, with your pet's face plainly visible. Natural light works best — avoid heavy shadow or backlighting.

Do you do cats? Other pets?

Certainly. Cats, dogs, and other beloved companions are all welcome at court — the studio works from any clear photograph of a single pet.

How long does a commission take?

The portrait itself renders in about 30 seconds. Once you set your seal, printing and shipping typically take 3–5 business days.

Is this a good gift?

It's one of our most common commissions. You approve the exact design yourself before anything prints, so there's never a risk of gifting a portrait they won't love — and a tracking notice arrives the moment it departs the presses, so you'll always know when to expect it.

What if I don't like the portrait?

Render it again — up to three times, at no charge — until it's exactly right. Because this is a custom print, the commission is final once you set your seal, so take your time before approving.

Where do you ship?

Currently the United States and Canada. Shipping is free, and a tracking notice arrives by email the moment your portrait departs the presses.

What sizes are available?

Every commission includes a 12×16 museum-grade matte print. At checkout, you can also add a larger 16×20 print of the same portrait, an 11oz mug, or a Portrait Frame Ornament — all optional, all made from the same approved design.